What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

Can you recommend a simple song with an awesome solo? What makes the solo stand out?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Dr No

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

Does meth make women super horny like it does men?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

Why are Democrats opposed to restrictions on contraception such as requiring people to be over 18 to buy contraception, banning mail order contraception, and requiring a prescription from a doctor?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do White people love dogs more than humans?

The Man with the Golden Gun